Given the plastic fantastic nature of so many modern female celebrities, the current vogue for wearing latex is not as strange as at first it might seem.
Silicone, latex — they’re in the same textural ballpark; rubber-like materials with an elastic quality to them. If you’ve got the stuff in your bosoms, why not also wear it on your back?
The world is divided into two types of women. Those who wear clothes to cover up and keep warm; and those who believe that the fundamental purpose of any given outfit is to offer the casual observer as intimate a view of their anatomy as possible.
For the latter, latex is the perfect medium. Nothing cleaves to human flesh quite as closely as latex.
And if you are in search of something even more scandalous than showing the entire planet your gigantic oily naked behind, then your top half (for a change) spilling out of some prawn-pink latex is the look for you (Kim Kardashian).
Lost weight and want to show the world you’re no longer a chubby spoilt showbiz brat but a fully-fledged skinny celebrity.
