There’s a new evil lurking in Indonesia that poses a serious threat to children’s health and well being: panda sex shirts. The country’s National Police Public Relations Division posted a warning on Facebook Wednesday with the above photo attached.
The image shows a child wearing a pink shirt with pandas in a variety of sexual positions. The message translates to “We appeal to Partners to be aware of the existence of public relations the circulation of children’s t-shirts illustrated indecent. Public relations Partners in any know the t-shirt sales or circulation are kindly requested to immediately report to the nearest police station.”
The Facebook alert warns parents of a scourge that may or may not be plaguing their nation: children wearing perfectly fashionable t-shirts that happen to feature an array of giant pandas copulating.