The ice age ended when Rajinikanth lost his cool

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Mumbai: A few days before the release of his much-talked about film ‘Kochadaiiyaan’, world icon Rajinikanth joined Twitter. He says he’s looking forward to catch up on the ‘best Rajini one-liners’.

His official handle is @superstarrajini

Let’s take a look at what Rajinikanth is getting into… The one liners he can expect to read today are…

When Rajinikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
Rajinikanth killed the Dead sea.
If you spell ‘Rajanikant’ wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajinikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!
Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?
Rajini: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!?
Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
When Rajinikanth logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
Once a Police officer caught Rajinikanth, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning
Rajinikanth knows the last digit of pi
There is no April 1st in Rajini calendar, because no one can fool him
When anyone says “No one is Perfect”, Rajinikanth takes it as a personal insult.

P.S Rajinikanth isn’t following anyone yet…

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